Bleh!

Mornings suck.

Mornings are the suckiest of all sucky things.

Suckier than a parrot with no beak.

Suckier than the suckers on an octopus.

Possibly a whole family of octopi.

Bring in the squid and maybe even as sucky as that.

Potentially we could be saying that mornings are suckier than the entire family of celaphod and all the suckers of all its members.

Which reminds me of a joke...